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Postby cerrodepedro » Sat Apr 09, 2016 3:46 am

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[21:31:55] cerrodepedro: Too specific?
[21:32:05] cerrodepedro: This is generous of you as hell btw
[21:33:06] Bubbles: yeah I can make something happen
[21:33:14] Bubbles: more specific is better
[21:33:23] Bubbles: otherwise you end up with toroise cum face
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Promise I'm not asking Bubbles for odd sexual favors...
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Postby cerrodepedro » Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:35 am

Crack wrote:2016.04.26 (Mountain)
23:23:26 Pawly: is it sexy in here or is just me in spandex?
23:23:39 Phara: Clearly your ass pawly
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23:24:45 cerrodepedro: pawly you should post pics of your smexy canadian ass in spandex
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<<< pawly you should post pics of your smexy canadian ass in spandexand break the internet? no sir, i don't want that resposibility
23:26:46 Phara: :D
23:26:50 cerrodepedro: Hahahaha
23:26:51 Daniel: haha
23:26:53 cerrodepedro: With great power...
23:27:01 Pawly: zactleee
23:27:01 Daniel: comes spandex?
23:27:08 cerrodepedro: YEP


There should be a LoTR parody in which the focus of the series is the Spandex of Power. All the main characters are stripping off their pants and skirts and dresses so they can squeeze into these beatific pants stitched together in the fires of Mount Doom by a very gregarious and exacting Sauron and The Eye should be multi-colored flames.
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Re: Skype Quotes

Postby Phara » Sun Dec 18, 2016 4:55 pm

there are no words to how funny and psychic this was earlier


[11:49:57 AM] Phara: ninja has been a lifeline for a decade really
[11:50:03 AM] ghostdogg / Buddha Vuk: yeah
[11:50:03 AM] Phara: i want to do right by it
[11:50:09 AM] Phara: and not working 65 hours a week will help
[11:50:23 AM] Phara: zooooombie
[11:50:29 AM] Phara: i am telepathically screaming your name
[11:50:29 AM] Phara: haha
[11:50:37 AM] Phara: we have this weird thing where he pops up like that
[11:50:38 AM] Phara: lol
[11:50:41 AM] Phara: do it zooombie
[11:51:16 AM] Phara: and i spoke to jer this week
[11:51:17 AM] ghostdogg / Buddha Vuk: hah rise up from the dead!
[11:51:23 AM] Phara: ninja has a really weird rising up from the dead together thing
[11:51:26 AM] z0mbie: (bandit)
[11:51:26 AM] Phara: zomg get out of my brain
[11:51:29 AM] Phara: OMFG
[11:51:31 AM] Phara: HAHHAHAHHAHAH
[11:51:33 AM] Phara: HAHAHAHA
[11:51:37 AM] Phara: (cwl)
[11:51:38 AM] ghostdogg / Buddha Vuk: (sun) siick
[11:51:45 AM] Phara: amazing like that yeah?
[11:51:50 AM] Phara: zombie is psychic
[11:51:52 AM] ghostdogg / Buddha Vuk: amazing
[11:51:57 AM] Phara: seriously I'm cracking up
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Re: Skype Quotes

Postby NaranjaRa » Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:55 am

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*trumpet fanfare*
may i present, the most incredible mostest epical and fantasticalest conversation about an old myspace blingy gif that has EVER taken place in the history of this specific old myspace blingy gif.

BACKGROUND
This Thread

THE EPIC

[10:13:00 PM] Jimmy Dee: I like it!
[10:13:01 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): I'm so high right now so don't listen to me sometimes it just sounds good until i say it :D
[10:13:15 PM] Jimmy Dee: Also I noticed now lol
[10:13:29 PM] Jimmy Dee: I'm sober and I'm down!
[10:13:32 PM] Jimmy Dee: for not
[10:13:36 PM] Jimmy Dee: for now
[10:13:38 PM] Jimmy Dee: for now
[10:13:40 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): but are you COOL
[10:13:44 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): (wasntme)
[10:14:01 PM] Jimmy Dee: LOL Thanks now it's not just my mom who thinks so!!
[10:14:48 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): teehee you needed a title to commemorate the 300!
[10:15:00 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): it all just flowed (giggle)
[10:15:29 PM] Jimmy Dee: heh heh heh ahhhh I love you people
[10:15:47 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): that gif...man....the fact someone actually wrote that and committed it to graphic...and THEN blinged it....lololololol
[10:16:02 PM] Jimmy Dee: Serious dedication
[10:16:02 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): <3 we <3 u too and are so glad youre back!
[10:16:45 PM] Jimmy Dee: I may add it to my sig
[10:17:15 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): no way i was totally going to do that and spoiler it in there to give you giggles!
[10:17:19 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): bahahahahahaha
[10:17:27 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): (cwl)
[10:17:32 PM] Jimmy Dee: HA HAH HAH HAHA !!!!
[10:17:41 PM] Jimmy Dee: Pre Gigggs
[10:17:55 PM] Jimmy Dee: now it has to happen
[10:18:07 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): i just want to BE that waterfall shower of diamonds
[10:18:54 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): EVERYONE MUST BEHOLD (devil)
[10:20:05 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): the first 2 lines - gonna end up on a ninja tshirt eventually, mark my words
[10:22:10 PM] Jimmy Dee: EVER? I named it coolchunks lol
[10:22:32 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): (rofl)
[10:22:41 PM] Jimmy Dee: more like best ever
[10:22:59 PM] Jimmy Dee: if it had a rick roll to it I think the internet would die
[10:23:03 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): coolchunks!
[10:23:08 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): (cwl)
[10:23:59 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): dude that thing was saved back in the days of myspace
[10:24:22 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): son at that time, it was the worst ever :D
[10:24:26 PM] Jimmy Dee: It is done (cool)
[10:24:34 PM] Jimmy Dee: lmao
[10:24:35 PM] *** nannabot (NaranjaRa) runs to gander ***
[10:24:57 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): omfg
[10:24:57 PM] Jimmy Dee: myspace..... dear loyd
[10:25:03 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): omfg
[10:25:10 PM] *** nannabot (NaranjaRa) dies ***
[10:25:25 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): because now...you see the title
[10:25:31 PM] Jimmy Dee: Like.... is that a meat grinder??
[10:25:31 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): then it bounces down to the gif
[10:25:35 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): perfection
[10:25:39 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): glory
[10:25:47 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): omg you are win
[10:25:52 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): (cwl)
[10:26:06 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): i think i woke my husband up gaffawing
[10:26:11 PM] Jimmy Dee: It's how Riahanna makes burgers
[10:26:18 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): LOL
[10:26:24 PM] Jimmy Dee: wow
[10:26:33 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): i just pulled something
[10:26:37 PM] Jimmy Dee: did NOT spell that
[10:26:38 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): hahahahahahahaha
[10:26:54 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): Rhiarrhea?
[10:27:12 PM] Jimmy Dee: Said with a sterotype Asian accent
[10:27:29 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): or the Fleetwood Mac version, Rhiarreannon
[10:27:56 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): look at all those chunks of cool
[10:28:04 PM] Jimmy Dee: You would drop Fleetwood Mac with all this Myspace floating around lmao
[10:28:17 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): shut up lololol
[10:28:34 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): hahahahahahahaha shit
[10:29:02 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): i think that gif crashed my browser a lot
[10:29:10 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): hahahahahaha
[10:29:14 PM] Jimmy Dee: LMAO
[10:29:37 PM] Jimmy Dee: it needs to be called BESTEVER
[10:29:55 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): someone would post it on my page and i'd see that mofo's pink edge start to load and it was a race to click away before the bitch froze
[10:30:08 PM] Jimmy Dee: She is so lovingly grinding that shiny meat
[10:30:21 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): yeah i need to rename it now, clearly
[10:30:47 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): i can hear the crunchy awkward grinding sounds
but its merely a purr in her ear
[10:31:00 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): or
[10:31:05 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): it IS her ear
[10:31:11 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): !!!! O_o
[10:31:18 PM] Jimmy Dee: and she's like "It's all for you"
[10:31:33 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): i'll hold it steady with my forehand
[10:31:34 PM] Jimmy Dee: all this sparkly, shiny meat
[10:31:46 PM] Jimmy Dee: LMFFFAAOOO!!!\
[10:31:48 PM] Jimmy Dee: ONG
[10:31:50 PM] Jimmy Dee: wjhdjsbcnw
[10:31:56 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): grrrrchk grrrchk grrrrrrrchkchckgrrchk
[10:32:10 PM] Jimmy Dee: ok \opl
[10:32:16 PM] Jimmy Dee: Ok
[10:32:27 PM] Jimmy Dee: Oh man that brought tears to me eyes
[10:32:40 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): she's king Midas's lesser-known niece, who has the power to grind diamonds from her earwax
[10:32:56 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): (it's quite the family reunion)
[10:33:22 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): Princess Coolchunkia
[10:33:28 PM] Jimmy Dee: Oh god.... what would the rest of the family do
[10:33:36 PM] Jimmy Dee: COOLCHUNKIA
[10:33:42 PM] Jimmy Dee: The third
[10:33:47 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): Jr.
[10:33:53 PM] Jimmy Dee: Esquire
[10:34:13 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): the 3rd Jr Esquire Lieutenant
[10:35:07 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): this is obviously the most amazing conversation this gif has ever had surrounding its existence
[10:35:19 PM] Jimmy Dee: Lieutenant Doctor Coolchunkia Esquire the third
[10:35:27 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): JUNIOR!
[10:35:31 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): (cwl)
[10:35:33 PM] Jimmy Dee: oh yah
[10:35:37 PM] Jimmy Dee: Jr.
[10:35:39 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): respect
[10:35:44 PM] Jimmy Dee: LMAO
[10:35:50 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): RESPECT THE OFFICE
[10:36:03 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): I NOT ONLY DENY THE ALLIGATIONS
I DENY THE ALLIGATOR
[10:36:11 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): o_O
[10:36:28 PM] Jimmy Dee: Hah hah hah Oh yes the Office
[10:36:48 PM] Jimmy Dee: you best respect the office!!
[10:37:28 PM] Jimmy Dee: Or Lieutenant Doctor Coolchunkia esquire the third Jr will blow chunks of cool in your general direction
[10:38:49 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): i just noticed you returned the pickle gif via this chat. why thank you. :D
[10:39:16 PM] Jimmy Dee: I tried to show it off.... too much noob lol
[10:39:39 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): hey i just learned this thing doesn't show gifs today myself
[10:39:43 PM] Jimmy Dee: no one wants to see my dancing pickle I guess
[10:40:34 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): i collect this stuff, mind you. devoted time and space curating my collection.
[10:40:37 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): issues
[10:40:38 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): :D
[10:41:20 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): shit i need to lay back CC
[10:41:33 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): (chuckle)
[10:41:58 PM] Jimmy Dee: wait wait
[10:42:01 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): i around tho, so hollah
[10:42:05 PM] Jimmy Dee: She has 3 hands!!!!
[10:42:07 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): wut wut
[10:42:14 PM] Jimmy Dee: One for grinding and 2 for praying!!
[10:42:15 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): no!?
[10:42:30 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): oh!
[10:42:32 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): AHAHAHAHAHA
[10:42:43 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): it's some Inception-level shit
[10:42:48 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): O_o
[10:42:50 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): o_O
[10:43:08 PM] Jimmy Dee: yah I think I'm going too far down the rabbit hole but I can't stop looking now
[10:43:16 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): (cwl)
[10:43:34 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): DID MC ESHER DRAW THIS?!!?!
[10:43:49 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): (cwl)
[10:43:58 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): yeah i need to pull up! pull up!
[10:44:03 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): (cwl)
[10:45:02 PM] nannabot (NaranjaRa): before i rest my damn back, i am going to give this legendary status
[10:49:21 PM] Jimmy Dee: LOL MC ESHER!! No wonder you found it on Myspace!! He's my favourite MC!!
[10:49:55 PM] Jimmy Dee: This is pretty legendary tho
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Re: Skype Quotes

Postby DJ_Darkside » Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:02 am

ALL HAIL LIEUTENANT DOCTOR COOLCHUNKIA ESQUIRE THE THIRD JR.!!! Lest she blow chunks of cool up yo asssss!!!
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I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. Kurt Cobain
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ALL HAIL LIEUTENANT DOCTOR COOLCHUNKIA ESQUIRE THE THIRD JR.!!! Lest she blow chunks of cool up yo asssss!!!
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/anna hack! :kiss:
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Re: Skype Quotes

Postby NaranjaRa » Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:07 am

blowing Chunks of Cool since 2005
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Re: Skype Quotes

Postby NaranjaRa » Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:09 am

bitch is crafty, too
notice how she earned her doctorate in the span of 2 minutes

ccraffffty
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cooooolllllll
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Re: Skype Quotes

Postby DJ_Darkside » Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:48 am

I mean... how are you supposed to shine people's days without a doctorate in Cool Chunk Grinding?
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ALL HAIL LIEUTENANT DOCTOR COOLCHUNKIA ESQUIRE THE THIRD JR.!!! Lest she blow chunks of cool up yo asssss!!!
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/anna hack! :kiss:
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Re: Skype Quotes

Postby NaranjaRa » Wed Jan 18, 2017 5:03 am

DJ_Darkside wrote:I mean... how are you supposed to shine people's days without a doctorate in Cool Chunk Grinding?

i ask myself this very question, every day as i wake and every night as i lay down to slumber
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Re: Skype Quotes

Postby NaranjaRa » Wed Jan 18, 2017 5:05 am

her Inception Arms are mesmerizing
she must have been in psy-ops when she was in the militarrhea

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