NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby moonshine » Sat Sep 10, 2016 8:46 pm

I made the best Grilled Cheese of my professional life.
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Postby Phara » Mon Sep 12, 2016 12:39 am

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Postby girlapaloo » Mon Sep 12, 2016 5:24 pm

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Postby ink » Mon Sep 12, 2016 5:39 pm

moonshine wrote:I made the best Grilled Cheese of my professional life.

skillz! i makes a mean grilled cheese myself.. great idea btw :idea:
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Postby BigMush » Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:50 am

Drunk stream on FIRE!!!

https://www.twitch.tv/gruegamersdan

This is just not a disgusting PR thingy, this is a invite to my hometown to my new home. I love this guy
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Postby PinkEye » Thu Sep 15, 2016 9:01 pm

Phara wrote:(bandit)

Talk about B@ndit? I've been tied up on a police station on Brighton Beach developing steel erection for the last couple of months; They've had pride party's on the streets since I've there /candee , but nun the less like a blue monja me and trogdor the poof dragon have been having fun? /flame
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Postby Phara » Fri Sep 16, 2016 2:59 am

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Postby PinkEye » Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:37 pm

If I could just remember/BAMBOO SOCKS are the best? Beat peat? Beat Peat? Beat Peat?
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Postby PinkEye » Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:39 pm

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Postby Phara » Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:33 pm

fuckin 3 am in the morn i got up. i havent had a good nights sleep in days. grrr
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Postby ink » Sat Sep 17, 2016 6:31 pm

the banter in here always makes me laugh..

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Postby ink » Mon Sep 19, 2016 5:53 pm

must.. cut.. grass.

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Postby cerrodepedro » Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:15 am

Must. Get. Neighbor. To. Return. Lawnmower.

The local stimulant addict likes to borrow my mower and cut everybody's lawn in return for favors and money and shit. It is always SO CHALLENGING to converse with him for longer than 30 seconds. I end up relenting and being like "WHAT DO YOU NEED GO AWAY"
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Postby Itsa notame » Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:58 am

At least you get your lawn cut.
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Postby cerrodepedro » Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:17 am

Right? I mean with my problems it's a pretty good trade. But with the lawn go the shrubs (cut completely down) and the freaking blades get worn down...
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Postby Itsa notame » Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:44 am

Give him a breakdown of the costs in a PowerPoint and keep him engaged for a while and then explain to him how he now owes you money for the privilege of using your equipment and expertise. Tweakers are fun if you've got the time lol
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Postby cerrodepedro » Tue Sep 20, 2016 5:02 pm

Oh. My. Gosh.

That makes me want to caffeinate hard, then do that.
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Postby Beakedbard » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:13 pm

Good luck getting him to pay attention for that long especially if it requires him reading something.
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Postby cerrodepedro » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:26 pm

Whenever he's around, his attention is most drawn to paintings. Helps probably that 1) they were produced from real skill, 2) they were produced while high. Co parent happened to make them. Gotta go get my GD mower. Hopefully he doesn't invoke excessive blessings on my head. Dude is behind in at least the 10s of thousands on child support and has used our address for name changes and residential shit to skirt it. We even got a visit from the local police investigators.
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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby Beakedbard » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:31 pm

Wow dude you are letting him getting away with too much. I mean there's being a decent person but that's a bit much when you are getting house calls like that. Though i can't say much really i haven't had my flat (apartment) to myself for ages now due to about 70% of my friends being useless with housing. If he's going to skip things like that he should really be taught how to cover his tracks better at the very least or better yet actually deal with his issues. I'm asking too much aren't I?
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Postby cerrodepedro » Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:23 pm

Oh, just way too much. I feel like he's only accountable to that imaginary friend of his named "God" and incidentally God doesn't really hold anybody accountable. Honestly were I a stimulant addict for whatever reason and had reached the point of not even being able to hold down a job, I'd probably make up some crazy religious shit to keep myself afloat. I think the next step is just getting the gumption to be like "okay dude CALL before you come knocking, DO NOT USE OUR ADDRESS for any of your shit, and please, instead of destroying our plants, could you move this shit here and that shit there?

OMGOODNESS BEAKEDBARD YOU JUST HELPED ME PROCESS.

This dude is going to do so much manual fucking labor. I'm sure his Jesus construct will reward him handsomely for all the suffering...
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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby cerrodepedro » Wed Sep 21, 2016 12:11 am

I imagine Elizabeth Warren likes raspberry tea and really emotional opera arias and oral sex and laughing at otters
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Postby cerrodepedro » Wed Sep 21, 2016 12:14 am

Rashida Jones, y'all. Co parent and I used to bond over how much we lusted after that woman, so full of warmth and joy and goofy smiles and graceful smugness
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Postby Itsa notame » Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:19 am

Now so do I. Thanks.
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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby cerrodepedro » Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:03 am

I miss my kid. That guy is so hilarious. And so much fun. Not liking this separate living sitch thing at all.
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