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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby PinkEye » Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:16 am

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Quantifying Protospace:

Protospace is an absolute constant, infinity minus any number is still infinity; because of this, the substance composing Protospace has a special notation of "∞Cᶠ" to represent its quantitative structure. This is based on the premise: Protospace is infinite in volume and substance, notated as "∞;" it is defined by the structural logic of the CLE Laws, notated as "C;" and it is in a static state defined as a field or continuum, notated as "f," therefore quantitatively expressed as ∞Cᶠ (InfiniteCfield.)

Since Protospace is a single homogeneous continuum of substance and volume, it represents a single volume unit of mass. And because, the infinite substance and volume composing Protospace are real physical quantities, both can be mathematically quantified as 'one cubed, times infinity' (1³x∞.) One cubed is the quantifiable (working) value, and infinity is the constant. The homogeneous mass of Protospace is 1³x∞, thus the ambient density of its substance is also 1³x∞. Therefore, the volume, mass, and density of the substance composing Protospace can be quantified as ∞Cᶠ=1³x∞

This simple equation provides the foundational mechanics that compose the physical universe.

Predictions is what scientists do when they do not know what they are doing. I do not make predictions. However, I do have a complete mechanical map of the universe’s formational processes from Protospace to self-replicating DNA. I use just one substance, with just one force to construct the totality of both the physical universe (space,) and the material universe (matter, energy, gravity, and magnetism.)

As you can see in my post above, I did quantify physical space to absolute mechanical terms in the equation ∞Cᶠ=1³x∞. It is not a prediction; it is a fact. However, the equation is incomplete, it needs a force to be an active substance.

Force:

Protospace is a spatial continuum of a single homogeneous substance with a density of 1³x∞. In a static state, it is inert, meaning that it has no active force. Without a force, Protospace would remain a static continuum. Since Protospace must exist before matter and energy, the ability to generate matter and energy must be a byproduct of Protospace; there is simply nowhere else for matter and energy to come from. In other words, matter and energy must be made from the same stuff that Protospace is made of. Therefore, there must be an intrinsic force to cause the formulation of matter and energy.

The only factor that can change in Protospace is density. Density can only change within a finite volume. Mass must be fluidic and have motion to be able to change in density. The only force, that could cause the substance of Protospace to change in density, is a magnetic propensity towards itself. There is simply no other internal function that is actionable that can alter its density.

A single homogeneous substance can only produce a single substantive force. Magnetic propensity only has one of two possible dynamic forces that it can exert; either an attraction or a repulsion, it cannot be both ways because each is opposite to the other, and would cancel out one-another. Three simple analysis questions can be used to determine which magnetic propensity is correct.

Analysis one: A repulsive force:

If a finite volume (a bubble) of density were repulsive towards a greater or lesser density of itself, Protospace would not be able to formulate density differentiations. Any attempt to generate a finite volume of either greater or lesser density would be resistant to itself and remain in an inert state. There would not be a generative force. The substantive fabric of Protospace would remain in an eternal ambient state. This is not conducive towards generating a material universe.

Analysis two: An attractional force towards lesser density:

If a finite volume (a bubble) of 'lesser density' existed within Protospace, and magnetic attraction was towards the lesser density, Protospace would attract into the volume of the lesser density, increasing its density until equalizing with the ambient background density. As well, if a finite volume of 'greater density' existed within Protospace, the greater density would also attract into the ambient lesser density, diffusing until equalizing. Attraction towards lesser density fills in the lesser density until equalized to the ambient density. If magnetic propensity were attracted towards lesser density, any differentiation would always equalize back to the ambient background density. There would not be a productive generative force. Protospace would eternally remain in an ambient state. This is not conducive towards generating a material universe.

Analysis three: An attractional force towards greater density:

If a finite volume (a bubble) of ‘greater density’ existed within Protospace, and lesser density is attracted towards greater density; that would result in a perpetual attraction of the lesser ambient background density into the volume of the greater density; generating progressively greater densities. As well, if a finite volume of ‘lesser density’ existed within greater density, the volume of lesser density would attract towards the greater ambient density, and equalize into the ambient background density. This allows for both condensation and diffusion of density. If density has attraction towards greater density, any differentiation of density would cause a perpetual attraction of lesser density into the greater density. This is a generative force, which is conducive towards generating a material universe.

Therefore, the magnetic propensity of Protospace must be a linear monomagnetic-attraction towards a greater density of its composing substance. In other words, the substance composing Protospace must be magnetically attracted to a greater density of itself. This linear monodynamic force is called Monomagneticattraction.

Monomagneticattraction is the causational force that ultimately composes the material universe. It is simply a magnetic attraction towards a greater magnetic density. Monomagneticattraction is the only force needed to build the totality of the material universe. Protospace is one substance with one force; it has no other physical constructs, dimensions, or substantive causation.

Quantifying substance and force:

The density of mass, combined with the force of Monomagneticattraction is called Magneticmagnitude, and is notated as “Mᵐ.” “M” represents its magnetic potential, and “m” represents its density of mass; expressed as magnetic density of mass. Thus, the ambient density of Protospace is substantively quantified as 1Mᵐ. Adding Mm to the foundational equation of Protospace (∞Cᶠ=1³x∞,) and the equation then becomes ∞Cᶠ=1Mᵐx∞, which defines the dynamic potential of its substantive force.

The ambient density of Protospace is 1Mᵐ. If a finite volume magnetically increases in mass, its density also progressively increases, 1Mᵐ becoming 2Mᵐ, then 3Mᵐ, and then 4Mᵐ etcetera. Magneticmagnitude (Mᵐ) mechanically quantifies the mass and Monomagneticattraction at any point within a finite volume.

The substance composing Protospace is a monolithic continuum that functions like a fluidic solid. Protospace is a solid because it is a static monolithic homogeneous continuum, but it is also fluidic because Monomagneticattraction is a dynamic force that causes motion and density variations within finite amounts of its monomagnetic substance. Mechanically, Protospace is a solid when static, and fluidic when in motion.
Deciphering the physical volume composing the universe is the first question before anything else. Volume is the most abundant aspect of the universe, and thus, its existence is the most paramount issue in understanding the nature of the universe. The spatial volume composing the physical universe must be physically quantified before any comprehension of the material universe can occur. The physical quantification of volume (Protospace,) is a four dimensional Monomagnetic homogeneous continuum of a single volume, substance, and force.

Protospace is an elastic homogeneous continuum of substance. It is one substance, with one force composing the totality of the physical and material universe. Protospace is the eternal and elemental causational foundation of physical existence in all its forms and manifestations. In the beginning, there was one; and all that exists comes from that one; and in all its expressions, is always still but one.

Protospace does not have any other structural characteristics; no multidimensional or parallel space, no time or curved space, no inflation of space, and no quantum foam or strings. It has no constructs of super-physical, supernatural, or any other non-physical properties. Protospace is simply a single substantive continuum of physical volume. It does not get any simpler than that.

Had the Greeks considered the physical volume composing space as a single substantive homogeneous continuum, they would have readily deciphered the properties of physical-volume as a type of substantive proto-space, they themselves might have even called it Protospace; this is because there is no other possible alternative, other than magic. In factual reality, physical existence, on any level, requires a physical causation. Protospace is that physical causation; it is the origin of the universe.

Protospace is based on a simple straightforward tangible fact, “physical volume;” you only need wave your hands about to prove that it exists. That which physically exists, can be observed, measured and quantified…

Protospace has no reference of time because it has no beginning or end. Time is only an arbitrary measurement of duration. Without a beginning or end, there is nothing to measure. However, if an event occurs within Protospace, that is a reference point that can be measured from, but it would only be an arbitrary measurement, not a physical component of the event itself. Time is simply a vector, no different from the measurements of direction or position. In other words, time is only an invented arbitrary measurement of duration, just as an inch is only an invented arbitrary measurement of length, neither cause nor effect what they measure.

The physical volume composing Protospace does not have or need any other structures or dimensions to physically exist. Protospace cannot have a beginning because something cannot come into existence within a greater context of nonexistence, and Protospace cannot have an end because substance cannot compose nothingness. Protospace is simply a spatial homogeneous continuum of a single substance... Mark Maloney

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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby TRACINGHOOKERS » Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:17 am

PinkEye wrote:I liked reading this the most?
Quantifying ass



Almost reads like one of those culty spiritual self help books. :yikes:
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Postby PinkEye » Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:54 am

/star Nun the less; Got myself a ticket, for the Final Chapter:Resident Evil Six at the local iMAX tomorrow. So the living dead'll be coming to me? /ltf
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Postby PinkEye » Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:57 am

/cake Tickedie Boo /anxious
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Postby NaranjaRa » Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:02 am

congrats.
i watch all the RE movies (even the animated ones)...but they seem to have been going downhill since #4 /62
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Postby PinkEye » Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:29 am

My lorry keeps crashing wotever Ido??????????

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Postby PinkEye » Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:26 pm

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Postby girlapaloo » Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:54 pm

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Postby PinkEye » Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:39 pm

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Postby DJ_Darkside » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:00 am

PinkEye wrote:/sillyface



Just noticed the Trogdor Kombat logo... swwweeeeeeeeett


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Postby NaranjaRa » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:23 am

banter whores, the lot of ya /atf
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Postby merlin » Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:57 pm

HAHA, Cenk or as I call him Jank is a frustrating man. As him about armenian genocide!
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Postby NaranjaRa » Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:03 am

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Postby DJ_Darkside » Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:25 pm

NaranjaRa wrote:/hanky



Ooo I love Chocolate ice cream!!! :inlove:
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Postby Skywalker » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:43 pm

Dude...

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Postby NaranjaRa » Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:28 pm

my cat's sneezes sound like donald duck farts
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Postby cerrodepedro » Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:22 am

this makes me want to watch a montage of the scenes in which donald duck farts are exhibited. The possibilities for musical accompaniment would be endless. With a cat against a green screen chasing something superimposed on top with high translucence of unenhanced warner brothers films, it could never be forgotten.
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Postby Otakuninjato » Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:14 pm

Goongala goongala!!!
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Postby Skywalker » Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:28 pm

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Postby Mr. 26 » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:25 pm

I have eaten too many spoonful of Nutella and I have to take a shit.
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Postby betweenraindrops » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:29 am

Weren't they discontinuing Nutella at one point?
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Postby Zansi'Vara » Sun Feb 12, 2017 3:43 am

I love my car, but god dammit do I hate my car. The fucking fuel pump has simply decided that it doesn't want to turn on with the rest of the car anymore, meaning my engine will not start as it has no fuel. @_@

I'm supposed to have a D&D game tomorrow, and I've already missed one session because of my car, and I thought I had fixed it. T_T
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