Worst super power ever.

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Postby Rivoc » Mon May 02, 2016 4:54 am

The ability to grow your nose hair at will.
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Postby Gwenno » Mon May 02, 2016 6:00 am

:lol:
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Postby Rivoc » Tue May 03, 2016 3:47 am

no one else went???? i'll go again.

the ability to make animals fart.
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Postby BigMush » Tue May 03, 2016 7:52 am

I can name a few. Super power, but normal bone density.

Super speed, but not aerodynamic.

Flying, but flying is based on stamina.
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Postby NaranjaRa » Sun May 08, 2016 2:17 am

Pawly wrote:Taste Bud Toes - The uncontrollable ability to taste with the soles of your feet.



ahhahahahahaha :lol:
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Postby Rwn » Sun May 08, 2016 4:11 am

Teleportation with less than perfect accuracy...
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Postby Rivoc » Sun May 08, 2016 4:14 am

The ability to have fresh cinnamon bun smelling pee.
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Postby NaranjaRa » Mon May 09, 2016 9:58 am

heck i'll just make up horrible superheroes while we're at it:


DIGESTOR - possesses the ability to teleport the last meal he ate into his enemy's stomach

THE WIGGLER - can walk on gelatin, has power to summon jello

CHICKLET - has the ability to projectile-hiccup baby chickens
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Postby Rwn » Mon May 09, 2016 12:33 pm

The digester sounds awesome. Hey so I just ate a bunch of peanuts and we'll I know from your Facebook you happen to be allergic sooo, yea defeated... I mean sure this superhero would have to plan out all of his encounters but it could be pretty awesome.


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The ability to speak to tardigrades.
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Postby Rivoc » Tue May 10, 2016 6:11 am

NaranjaRa wrote:heck i'll just make up horrible superheroes while we're at it:


DIGESTOR - possesses the ability to teleport the last meal he ate into his enemy's stomach

THE WIGGLER - can walk on gelatin, has power to summon jello

CHICKLET - has the ability to projectile-hiccup baby chickens


I really wish you had a shitty super hero to fight these shitty villains. This could be your big ticket... Seriously, Id subscribe for that! even if they were like 6 panel comics.
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Postby NaranjaRa » Tue May 10, 2016 9:32 pm

teehee it's not the first time something along those lines has been suggested! i used to play a superhero-related RPG with some friends that basically had you create your own hero, complete with powers of some nature. being the geeky, creative, sarcastic bunch of GenX'ers that we were, we totally went the goofy end and tried to invent the silliest / worst characters we could think of. so it was like playing the RPG version of this thread! it was truly hysterical.

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BUT-TOR - can shape-shift into any form of butter

THE SUGAR-PLUM GARY - has the ability to force enemies to suddenly stop everything, manifest a tutu, and perform ballet (i.e. "The Dance of The Sugar Plum Gary"...)
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Postby Rivoc » Sat May 14, 2016 3:27 am

The power to make people taste grass.
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Postby Rwn » Mon May 16, 2016 5:55 am

The ability to cause infertility in elderly people
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Postby Rivoc » Mon May 16, 2016 6:13 am

Rwn wrote:The ability to cause infertility in elderly people


^ROFL

The ability to make anyone recite a quote from Spaceballs (or any 1 specific movie, only)
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Postby anynoise » Mon May 16, 2016 3:18 pm

Rivoc wrote:
The ability to make anyone recite a quote from Spaceballs (or any 1 specific movie, only)


Ha! Everyone would want something like Pulp Fiction, but you give them Free Willy. So evil. I love it.


The ability to only see things in orange or fuchsia.
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Postby Feydakin » Mon May 16, 2016 8:40 pm

Honestly, the worst I've seen is the vocal power of suggestion... thwarted by earmuffs or loud music.
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Postby NaranjaRa » Thu May 19, 2016 12:34 am

the ability to turn forks into sponges
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Re: Worst super power ever.

Postby Gwenno » Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:06 pm

The ability to cut wood with your pubic hair
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Re: Worst super power ever.

Postby NaranjaRa » Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:03 pm

ouch /rotfl

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