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Postby Rwn » Thu Apr 28, 2016 3:30 pm

So let's talk about this.

Either one that someone has or one that you make up.

I'll start by making one up.

The power to make grass grow 1% faster.
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Postby Candeeoke » Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:46 am

The power to make finger and toe nails grow quicker LOL

The ability to identify people by the smell of their farts.

The power to make people rage by just thinking of them.
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Postby Rivoc » Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:50 am

The power to grow pocket lint.
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Postby Jax » Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:42 am

Alisha's power on the Misfits was brutally bad - Causing anyone you touch to go into uncontrollable sexual frenzy.
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Postby NaranjaRa » Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:53 am

^ i don't see how that could be bad at all. not one bit. o_O :lol:


the ability to projectile-vomit baby squirrels
the power of chiaroscuro - where you can render anyone or anything into total black and white
the power to shoot buttons from your nostrils
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Postby anynoise » Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:54 am

The ability to turn into Donald Drumpf's hair.
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Postby Rivoc » Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:00 am

anynoise wrote:The ability to turn into Donald Drumpf's hair.


You won.
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Postby PhlawlessPhelon » Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:39 am

NaranjaRa, her power prevented her from truly knowing if people cared for her/loved her, or if they simply wanted her because of her magical touch....The show did a good job of showing her struggle with that power.
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Postby Jax » Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:53 am

PhlawlessPhelon wrote:NaranjaRa, her power prevented her from truly knowing if people cared for her/loved her, or if they simply wanted her because of her magical touch....The show did a good job of showing her struggle with that power.



Plus the whole being attacked by random dudes who happened to brush your skin thing. :-(
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Postby Jax » Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:54 am

The ability to attract fat cells. w00t!
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Postby BigMush » Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:49 am

THe ability to name a color properly.
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Postby bigsexywzp » Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:33 am

The ability to sharpen a pencil perfectly, every time.
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Postby Rwn » Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:44 am

The ability to smell farts 5 minutes before they happen
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Postby NaranjaRa » Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:12 pm

the power to attract grasshoppers to your forehead

the ability to see through cake

the power of invisibility....of the genitals
*just* the genitals
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Postby cerrodepedro » Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:18 pm

Everything would have to be done by feel!

Ohhhh... GENIUS.
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Postby NaranjaRa » Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:19 pm

:lol:
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Postby anynoise » Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:44 pm

The ability to only somersault as your mode of transportation.
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Postby PhlawlessPhelon » Sun May 01, 2016 1:43 am

The ability to count backwards from a million.
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Postby Rivoc » Sun May 01, 2016 5:04 am

The ability to sneeze pixie stick powder/candy
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Postby anynoise » Sun May 01, 2016 6:56 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Rwn » Sun May 01, 2016 7:18 am

The ability to make sugar taste like salt
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Postby Corgimom » Sun May 01, 2016 12:46 pm

The ability to walk through any space and tranform it into something out of hoarders.
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Postby Pawly » Sun May 01, 2016 2:06 pm

Taste Bud Toes - The uncontrollable ability to taste with the soles of your feet.

The Merde's Touch - Everything you touch becomes shit.

The Sloth - The ability to communicate and control slothes.
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Postby Rwn » Sun May 01, 2016 2:59 pm

Attack of the sloths omg. If we don't get out of here in the next 48 hours they will make it up the stairs
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Postby anynoise » Sun May 01, 2016 11:16 pm

The ability to turn anything into a tank top.
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