Alternate Xmas Songs

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Alternate Xmas Songs

Postby Pawly » Wed Dec 14, 2016 4:05 am

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Are you as tired of hearing the SICKLY SWEET carols in the stores as I am?
Post your SICK AND SWEET ASS Xmas Songs here.

DO IT! /tup



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Re: Alternate Xmas Songs

Postby NaranjaRa » Wed Dec 14, 2016 4:29 am

these are my own zombie-themed songs to the tune of the standards. i wrote them in 2007 and don't take them out very often... /blush

ZOMBIE WONDERLAND

zombies moan, are you listenin'
on the walls, blood is glistenin'
such a horrible sight
were scramblin' with fright
runnin in a zombie wonderland

when they're coming you can blow their brains out
or pretend that you're a zombie too
they're so stupid they wont even notice
but watch your back or they'll sneak up on you!

with no legs, they're still crawlin'
just one bite, you'll be bawlin'
your face will turn white
you're dyin' tonight
limpin' in a zombie wonderland

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ZOMBIE NIGHT

violent night
zombie fright
all the dead
come to life
they are ravenous right from the grave
be aware it's your brains that they crave
they will gore us for sure
they will gore us for sure

violent night
unholy sight
zombie-kind
not so bright
they will come for you moaning and slow
zombies hunt you wherever you go
shoot those creeps in the skull
shoot those creeps in the skull

zombie night
horrible blight
only walk
when its light
round the corner zombie child
grabs and claws at us vicious and wild
its the end of the world
its the end of the world

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LITTLE ZOMBIE BOY

come she told me
lets run run run run
a zombie boy's outside
we must escape from
we've got no bullets left
to put in our gun
we'll have to smash his head and
that is no fun
that is no fun
that is no fun

try not to make a sound
too late here he comes
at first i thought 'he's cute!'
but man, was i dumb
he's slow but he's a little
flesh-eating scum
that evil zombie boy was
chewing my thumb
chewing my thumb
chewing my thumb

i am a zombie now
and everything's numb...

everything's numb

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ZOMBIE JAWS ARE GOIN' TO TOWN

you better run quick
you'd better not cry
better get out
i'm tellin ya why
zombie jaws are goin' to town

you better get guns
better get knives
a blow to the head
and zombies will die
zombie jaws are goin' to town

they'll eat you when you're sleeping
they smell when you're awake
they only want to gnaw your brains
so run NOW for goodness sake!

they're goin' to the grave
and comin' back twice
if ya wanna live long
you'll take this advice
zombie jaws are goin' to town

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THE ZOMBIE SONG (FRESH GUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE)

fresh guts roasting on an open fire
zombies biting off your nose
half-dead victims being hung by a wire
come back before they decompose

everybody knows a zombie travels very slow
a moaning stinking rotting sight
seeking brains with their eyes all aglow
we'll find it hard to sleep tonight

we know more zombies are on their way
they're hunting anything still living as their prey
but every man and child has got to try
to see if zombies really do ever die

and so in order to survive these days
i'm giving you this loaded gun
a blow to the head many times, many ways
zombie war has begun
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Re: Alternate Xmas Songs

Postby Pawly » Wed Dec 14, 2016 4:38 am

LMAO! Those are great! Someone needs to record these!
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Re: Alternate Xmas Songs

Postby Phara » Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:08 pm

omg lol
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Re: Alternate Xmas Songs

Postby NaranjaRa » Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:03 pm

haha ninja can record them. i'd love to find people who can mock some of the old voices...like a Bing Crosby & Nat King Cole...really make them sound like old legit recordings :giggle:
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Re: Alternate Xmas Songs

Postby Skywalker » Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:47 pm

This was shown to me by my niece! She is 15 almost 16 and just as warped as the rest of the ladies.




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Re: Alternate Xmas Songs

Postby Phara » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:18 am

classic

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Re: Alternate Xmas Songs

Postby Zombie » Sat Dec 17, 2016 12:53 am

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Re: Alternate Xmas Songs

Postby Skywalker » Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:09 am

*Google - Butter Chicken*

OooOo That is cool .. now only if I had the sill to make it.

Zombie that is a cool 12 Days of X-Mas song! One of the better ones I have heard:)
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Re: Alternate Xmas Songs

Postby ghostdogg » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:58 pm

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Re: Alternate Xmas Songs

Postby BigMush » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:38 pm

a song that i helped creating with some solo and shit in it for this xmas

Its in swedish tho, but imagine a drunk father, a crying mother and kids that are dissapointed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voDLl_L5fa8

And who can forget the classics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEUF6Qh8ys

(There is a whole cd like that btw)
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