420 n00b pet peeves

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Postby cerrodepedro » Tue May 24, 2016 11:53 pm

I'll start! We're assuming you're in a place where it's legal to engage in these activities. If not, disregard this post. No illegal activities are encouraged here.

When introducing all manner of miraculous things to a n00b, you know what sucks? When they refuse to inhale with any amount of strength and look at the water pipe like they would a cup of tea, then presume that they have to do so in a way that won't irritate their lungs in the slightest degree, despite you asking them to pull harder and deeper, and you end up with a wasted bowl of herb, all of this after you've gone to the trouble of assuming risk and logistical difficulty, etc.

AND WHAT IS WORSE: After they fail utterly at trying the stuff, they then volunteer home herbal remedy-type advice to deliver the stuff in alternative ways with no attempt to understand the THCA to THC conversion. No, we're not going to risk multiple ounces of herb to satisfy your curiosity as to whether it can be efficiently be made into a tincture or decoction using the same methods you would for Valerian root or Lavender when many, many methods have been tested and tried already.
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Postby Corgimom » Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:31 pm

LOL CBD oil can be extracted just like making an alcohol based tincture as can hemp seed oil.
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Postby AliceElite » Thu Jun 23, 2016 1:11 pm

When you bring a friend to your FAVE caregiver and he acts like a sketchbag awkward kid the whole time. ???
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Re: 420 n00b pet peeves

Postby Philly » Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:46 pm

My man can be a total lightweight & today he decided to wake&bake.I was out with the kids getting the one to school. He decided to be sweet & have a fresh pot of coffee waiting for when I returned. Fucker forgot to put coffee grounds in the brewer Lol. So he brewed hot water basically. I figured he actually did a good thing flushing the brewer out so to speak. This instance was funny but he does airhead noob shit a lot.
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Re: 420 n00b pet peeves

Postby Philly » Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:49 am

When same idiot man decides to smack an acrylic bong against a tile floor & breaks the bong you've had since 18 & also the only piece in the damn house. I've never been so pissed. I'm like call off our engagement pissed
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Re: 420 n00b pet peeves

Postby ink » Sun Oct 23, 2016 5:18 am

/rotfl

sounds like you need to 'big kid proof' the house before you leave
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Re: 420 n00b pet peeves

Postby Philly » Sun Oct 23, 2016 3:30 pm

ink wrote:/rotfl

sounds like you need to 'big kid proof' the house before you leave



You have no idea Lol. Love em but he breaks everything
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Re: 420 n00b pet peeves

Postby AliceElite » Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:44 am

When ur noob man is trying to smoke but he doesn't know how to use the carb and ends up just singing your weed and you end up having to pull and fill the chamber for him anyway.

he's lucky he's got a big dick. all im sayin.
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Re: 420 n00b pet peeves

Postby NaranjaRa » Tue Nov 01, 2016 10:46 pm

when a n00b acquaintance hot-boxes the blunt so hard by the time it gets to you, you're holding a canoe. /62
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Re: 420 n00b pet peeves

Postby Philly » Tue Apr 25, 2017 7:26 pm

This is kinda dumb but it fits

http://herb.co/2017/04/14/noobs-veteran/
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Re: 420 n00b pet peeves

Postby ghostdogg » Wed May 03, 2017 9:17 am

When u pass the blunt to a nub and it comes back squashed.
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Re: 420 n00b pet peeves

Postby Beakedbard » Wed May 03, 2017 2:29 pm

ghostdogg wrote:When u pass the blunt to a nub and it comes back squashed.


This is the reason i don't pass half of mine anymore. Tired of it being returned squashed or somebody has toked it so hard they've managed to sideburn a perfect roll.
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Re: 420 n00b pet peeves

Postby ghostdogg » Wed May 03, 2017 6:34 pm

Yes but isn't this blasphemous in terms of etiquette? /Discuss

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