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AliceElite
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Postby AliceElite » Sun Mar 20, 2016 3:48 am

Are you stoned? Because I'm stoned.
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Postby TeaWrecks » Sun Mar 20, 2016 3:49 am

No. How does one become stoned? Tell me the secrets of your people.
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Postby Kay » Sun Mar 20, 2016 4:30 am

I'm pretty high, not gonna lie
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Postby AliceElite » Sun Mar 20, 2016 4:42 am

yasssssssssssssssss

uh oh its been a while better smoke again.
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Postby TeaWrecks » Sun Mar 20, 2016 4:43 pm

I don't even think I can call myself a "stoner" because I don't think I've ever been able to get "10-guy" levels of high. At least, not without smoking about half an eighth at a time. I can't afford that in this economy. That's why we need Bernie Sanders, clearly.
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Postby BigMush » Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:18 pm

*makes a comfortable spot on the floor and sits*

Hi.
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Postby cerrodepedro » Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:17 pm

TeaWrecks wrote:I don't even think I can call myself a "stoner" because I don't think I've ever been able to get "10-guy" levels of high. At least, not without smoking about half an eighth at a time. I can't afford that in this economy. That's why we need Bernie Sanders, clearly.


If we were closer I'd say let us take care of you. Oh wells.
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Postby cerrodepedro » Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:58 pm

I feel like substances could be seen in a polytheistic way. We'd all be so damned sacreligious, doing things like mixing between dramatically different strains, cross fading, and maybe more deep sacraments involve more thoughtful combinations, like piggy backing shroom experiences onto a few hits off a pipe while laying in the middle of a desert with nothing but sage brush and caliche and some bugs. Imagine Indica jealous of the Sativa followers. That's how I imagine that group. Imagine hybrid people being coveted by both.

So. Stardawg/Blue Dream/Sour Diesel kief combo in a blunt... The fucking weight is bouncing between my chest and mouth. Everything apart from just sitting here seems mischievous. If Skype gets brought back IDK, maybe we could do shared video and just sit and shoot the fucking multiuniversal breeze a bit.
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Postby Rivoc » Wed Mar 23, 2016 9:11 am

brownies are my specialty!
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Postby Rivoc » Wed Mar 23, 2016 9:12 am

BigMush wrote:*makes a comfortable spot on the floor and sits*

Hi.

HAH!!! remind sme of all my college friends and our way of life. now it just seems to be VEG OUT to video gaming
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Postby cerrodepedro » Wed Mar 23, 2016 6:01 pm

Rivoc wrote:brownies are my specialty!


Let's be friends O_o
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Postby Brewtality » Wed Mar 23, 2016 6:51 pm

No idea what I'm smoking. It's locally grown outdoors stuff planted in volcanic soils. It's lovely stuff indeed but watch out for those seeds! But then for like $4/5 an ounce, you can't complain.
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Postby chabazite » Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:18 pm

I'd sure as hell smoke more if I had more.
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Postby DJ_Darkside » Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:46 pm

Roll, roll , roll a joint
Pass it down the line.
Take a toke, inhale the smoke
and blow your fucking mind!

EVERYBODY!
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I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. Kurt Cobain
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ALL HAIL LIEUTENANT DOCTOR COOLCHUNKIA ESQUIRE THE THIRD JR.!!! Lest she blow chunks of cool up yo asssss!!!
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Postby AliceElite » Wed Mar 23, 2016 10:48 pm

When you are literally too stoned to tell if your signature is working.
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Postby cerrodepedro » Fri Mar 25, 2016 4:52 pm

HOLY SWEARS MY USER NAME HAS BEEN CHANGED BY THE GENEROUS ADMINS it is time for me to brag about my cute little green babies who've germinated and love their LEDs...
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Postby cerrodepedro » Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:54 pm

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Next, paint and reflective insulation, then the humidifier gets plugged into the humidistat and the space heater into the thermostat...
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Postby cerrodepedro » Sat Mar 26, 2016 5:10 am

Love the feeling of flying around by your eyeballs
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Postby cerrodepedro » Sat Mar 26, 2016 5:15 am

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Postby Zansi'Vara » Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:32 am

^Oh man I got SO GOOD at that game a while ago. I am so happy to find other stoners here. Oil is my best friend in the world. I have a little vape mod set up with a stovetop coil so I can easily do dabs at my desk in my room. So good. xD
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Postby BigMush » Sun Mar 27, 2016 5:52 am

**Awesome Singnature**

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Postby DJ_Darkside » Sun Mar 27, 2016 5:58 am

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I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. Kurt Cobain
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ALL HAIL LIEUTENANT DOCTOR COOLCHUNKIA ESQUIRE THE THIRD JR.!!! Lest she blow chunks of cool up yo asssss!!!
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/anna hack! :kiss:
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Postby BigMush » Sun Mar 27, 2016 6:07 am

DJ_Darkside wrote:^^ also this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJkQvyoWJBk


Chill one ^_^ lovely sound when strummin the violin. Too bad its like thte hardest instrument to use ;_; (has too big and too guitar fingers)
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Postby Nepherteri » Mon Mar 28, 2016 4:17 am

May I hang around and catch a virtual contact since I'm currently Federally restricted???

Feed my 7 yr jones...
" Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake up and live."~Bob Marley

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Postby Zansi'Vara » Mon Mar 28, 2016 5:04 am

Nepherteri wrote:May I hang around and catch a virtual contact since I'm currently Federally restricted???

Feed my 7 yr jones...


That's some grade-A bullshit right there. I will do a dab in your honor. I am sorry for your inability to do so for yourself. My friend was in the Army and got injured in some kinda infantry training drill. Wall climb, where two guys would run up to the wall and form a platform for the first guy to jump onto and they would lift so he could jump up and over the wall, then grab the next guy in the chain and so on until they all pulled each other over the wall.

Well, my friend was first man over, and the two guys who boosted him up were incredibly built, huge men. They launched him up and over the wall, and on the other side, instead of just falling, he reached out one hand and caught the top of the wall, caught his full body weight along with his current velocity, and his whole arm popped out of its socket and pulled like 3 inches out of its normal position, totally shredding all of his tendons and ligaments and a ton of nerves and everything in that area and offsetting his shoulder so it started popping out of the socket and back in, wearing down the socket bone. He was a mess for a long time, but they got him all patched up, Army hospitals and doctors fixed him up, and after some physical therapy, he got back full function.

However, through this whole process, since he was still technically active duty in the Army and hadn't received a medical discharge yet, he could not smoke any weed at all or he would risk being dishonorably discharged and losing his medical benifits. Finally, and thankfully, last year he got medically discharged. Plus side of the whole ordeal is that his arm injury basically gave him superstrength in that arm. He can no longer feel how much pressure he is applying with his muscles unless he is actively focusing on it.

Anyway, moral of the rant is, I'm sorry you are stuck behind federal red tape. That is no fun. :c
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