Doin my job, stoned af

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Postby AliceElite » Tue May 10, 2016 12:09 am

Humblebrag:
[8:06:00 PM] AliceElite: So on saturday I got invited to a tupperware party for weed and I was like "after the convention im gonna fucking need this"
[8:06:03 PM] AliceElite: Which, is legit.
[8:06:11 PM] AliceElite: And in the middle of the party, i'm STONED.
[8:06:28 PM] AliceElite: Like, there's a tasting bar and they gave us cute one hitters, and edibles, and it was beautiful.
[8:06:42 PM] AliceElite: And I am like...i need to be on a couch somewhere kinda stoned.
[8:06:46 PM] AliceElite: And my BOSS CALLS ME.
[8:06:53 PM] AliceElite: With a CONVENTION RELATED EMERGENCY
[8:06:55 PM] AliceElite: And I'm just like
[8:06:58 PM] AliceElite: ..............
[8:07:03 PM] AliceElite: "okay i got this"
[8:07:22 PM] AliceElite: and then, from the fucking stratosphere, handled my work emergency.
[8:07:39 PM] AliceElite: I can't tell anyone at work how capable I am because stoned, but I needed to share.


NOT ACTUALLY HUMBLE I"M A BOSS FYI
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Postby Zombie » Tue May 10, 2016 4:23 pm

Hahahaha.. I want a weed Tupperware party.. A pyramid scheme I could get on board with
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Postby cerrodepedro » Tue May 10, 2016 4:50 pm

I LOVE this, and I think many of us (leaving this deliberately ambiguous) perform even better under the right influence... Try doing highly technical shit in a second language. Thrilling!!!

Oh. AND YOU'RE A BOSS, ALICE
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Postby AliceElite » Wed May 11, 2016 3:03 am

I'm usually NOT better at my job when high - it was just suuuuper nice to know that I can handle an emergency even when I'm not at 100%. It was like...Damn, I'm good.

I didn't panic, I didn't yell, I didn't get mad.

Dude the weed tupperware party was AMAZINGGGGGGG. Legit amazing. I'm gonna host one.
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Postby Zansi'Vara » Thu May 12, 2016 6:52 pm

That story was an adventure from start to finish. xD Thank you for sharing. I need to discover what this concept of a weed tupperware party is and how to attend one.

Oh yeah, and that was INCREDIBLY boss behavior. Congratulations, I could not have handled it as well, I'm sure. xD
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Postby AliceElite » Fri May 13, 2016 2:56 am

Come to Maine, i'm hosting one at the end of July. ;)
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Postby Zansi'Vara » Sat May 14, 2016 7:33 am

I would, were I not on the opposite side of the country from you, and also dirt poor. x3 I appreciate the invite, though. ^_^
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Postby Philly » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:56 am

Oh yeah handle all the emergencies! I'm proud of u
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Re: Doin my job, stoned af

Postby cerrodepedro » Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:19 am

Bump. Saw this again, combing through while up there in the place where oxygen is plentiful but only because I brought it with me. Alice, yes.
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Re: Doin my job, stoned af

Postby Philly » Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:56 pm

I just got offered an opportunity to sell Tupperware and I now I realize I could definitely do one with weed instead of wine. Alice is a genius
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Re: Doin my job, stoned af

Postby cerrodepedro » Thu Sep 22, 2016 5:13 pm

Philly wrote:I just got offered an opportunity to sell Tupperware and I now I realize I could definitely do one with weed instead of wine. Alice is a genius


She is! Oh and it just occurred to me you could showcase how airtight some of it was by putting weed in it and showing off the odorlessness...
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Re: Doin my job, stoned af

Postby ink » Thu Sep 22, 2016 11:28 pm

word! tupperware works great for elimination of the 'loud' ..if you can dig it
we are, what we allow to occupy us..





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Re: Doin my job, stoned af

Postby Philly » Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:49 am

Dude we're on to something
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Re: Doin my job, stoned af

Postby cerrodepedro » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:25 pm

Doin' religion with my family, stoned af:

"Why don't you come with us on a walk around the temple grounds?"

/me skips steps 2 through 9

"Yeah, I remember the glorious freshness of a rebirth. Its power is undeniable. And then that seemingly clear and free and fresh air vanishes and I'm breathing blood."

"Are you smoking weed?"
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